February 2011
My reaction to...
mothachucker:
whenever someone tells me I’m pretty:
whenever a guy asks me to be his girlfriend:
whenever someone says I’m cute or funny:
but then I realize that they weren’t kidding:
and I’m all:
You're 9 and you use Facebook.
eunicecorn:
ilybabywannagirl:
When I was your age, I played Neopets like a boss.
i wonder if my neopets are dead…
When you give someone advice, they don't listen to...
wewillneverfallinthemiddle:
January 2011
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That moment when you drop your iPod and your...
Before I die, I wanna have a party with fake...
mistermcawesomeness:
Added to my bucket list
seen it before xD
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
every time.
The day I turn 18:
justkeepfighting:
Im getting a “free at last” tattoo xD
When people tell me "you're looking cute today" at...
respond like
Then i walk off like
but in my head I’m like
Was I ugly yesterday?
cracked up
That moment when you clean your glasses and...
fredikefred:
mishas-hipbones:
i’m waiting for my phone to ring and i’m like
finally, it vibrates and i’m all like
i have a new text and i’m like
i see that it’s from my mom and i’m like
My life
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!
"I want to be more than friends." ...Oh, you mean...
gon0rrhea:
trolololololo
Dropping your phone.
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
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The guy across the room is staring at you
rocksolidamour:
Expectations:
Reality:
Girls with the same face in every picture.
ayeeeeemmy:
.
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lol is the 2nd one fake?? she meets a lot of celebs……
When you close the wrong tab
scrotum-death:
When you're with your friends and a hot guy walks...
yourr-kryptonite:
OH DAYUMMM
When people my age love to drink and party,
and i’m sitting there like……..
“The Notebook” Inspired Engagement Shoot
sparksfly365:
fuckyeahweddingideas:
Too. fucking. cute.
“Seriouslyy, If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”….”
I love how Kim Kardashian put the Teen Mom’s on blast telling girls not to idolize them when she built her whole career on a sex tape
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
prettylittlewildfox:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.